Our Peach Philosophy
Why are we here? To be peachy, of course. We believe life is better when you're not a sour grape. We're all about embracing the fuzz, staying sweet, and rolling with the... well, you get it.
Some say the peach is a delicate fruit. We say it's just a cherry that's been working out and grew a sweet, fuzzy beard.
A Peach's Inner Thoughts (Probably)
"Day 42 on the branch. The sun is warm. The fuzz is majestic. I saw a nectarine yesterday. Poor, naked guy. Couldn't be me. My only fear is being... 'pit' against my will. Oh well, must remain sweet."
The Pit of the Matter
What's the best way to get a peach's attention?
Just say "cobble" something together.